Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You have to summon your inner elephant
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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