Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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