If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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