Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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