i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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