South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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