it wasn't lemon gatorade
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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