Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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