theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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