Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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