i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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