No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Dicks are not precious.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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