How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I wish you could order shots online.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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