Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
