i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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