garbage
garbage dick
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you win
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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