you would pick up someone in the library
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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