He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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