i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I am midnight drunk by noon
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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