i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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