So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
