Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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