The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
