you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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