community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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