"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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