it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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