a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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