Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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