how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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