just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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