hell yes lets make some ravioli
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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