Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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