May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
