Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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