I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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