i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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