Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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