Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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