I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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