Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Congratulations! We have a period
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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