Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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