i barfeds in our rink
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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