You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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