HIV tests are more positive than that guy
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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