I just made out with a guy for $7.
no, he came in my armpit
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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