Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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