My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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