no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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