Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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