What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
the night ended with taco bell and tears
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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