Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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