the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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