we're blogging at a bar
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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