well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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You're like the curious george of whores
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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