You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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