Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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