I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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