You're a womanizer and a bitch.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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