I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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